Monday, November 17, 2008

the LORD commands you to read this entry

it is with great importance that i write this blog entry. from ready the teen devotional bible the last couple weeks, i have learned that it is my destiny to become an ordained minister and i plan to do so. after i become an ordained minister of the universal life church (http://www.themonastery.org/), i will be able to perform weddings (including jailhouse weddings), exorcisms, and other important tasks of ministers. this ordination is free, but it will cost money if i want a plaque to hang on the wall displaying my status as a minister. i am greatly considering this option. i will also have to buy marriage licenses from the ULC for the couples i marry. these will not be legal civil marriages, which can only be obtained by getting a marriage license from the state, but instead a religious expression of love from the universal life church. please contact me in the next couple weeks if you are interested. you should be. until next blog, i love you very much.
the reverend catherine skinner